Headline Update (March 17)

Today's DONKEY CONS HEADLINE UPDATE(TM) -- in a special bipartisan RED and BLUE edition -- is brought to you once again by Tonto, Tarzan and Frankestein:

JESSICA: GOP, Yall!
JESSICA: Actually, no ...
BASIL: Blog lessons
FONDA: Ain't from around here, are ya?
MALKIN: SchumerGate
GINSBURG: Hates Constitution (h/t: Powerline)
ACE: Durst not funny
CLOONEY: "Abused"!
ARIANNA: Translated
HOROWITZ: History. STOP!
NAWLINS: Let's vote!
NCAA: Terrorist hot dog stand
SEIPP: New meme
DONKEY CONS: Buy it
DONKEY CONS: Buy TWO!
DONKEY CONS: About book