Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Headline Update(TM) 3-28

Today's installment of DONKEY CONS Headline UpdateTM is brought to you, as always, by Tonto, Tarzan and Frankenstein:

HAGGARD: Live!
NOFZIGER: Dead
SENATE: Amnesty OK
MALKIN: Amnesty NOT OK
TEXAS: Ralph Reed OK (h/t Peach)
GEORGIA: Lobbyists & Love (h/t Peach)
KINGSTON: Bloggity blogblog! (h/t Peach)
DEBBIE: Barbra banned
ALLEN: Loves S.C.
ROMNEY: Loves S.C.
MICHIGAN: Hates S.C.
ALABAMA: Loves babies
CLINTON: Hires illegal (h/t Surber)
HOWLER: Hates illegals*


* Right-Wing Howler is Vilmar Tavares, a patriotic American of LEGAL Brazilian origins. Just like my dear friend, the late Balint Vazsonyi was a patriotic American of LEGAL Hungarian origins. People who don't understand patriotism also usually don't understand this thing about LEGAL vs. ILLEGAL. But I am reminded of the late Sonny Bono who, when asked to talk about illegal immigration, famously answered: "What's to talk about? It's illegal."