Saturday, March 11, 2006

It's hard in here for a perp

Once again, federal research grants help scientists to prove what most people already knew: Sex in prison is a bad idea.

This is a bipartisan consensus. Whatever your party affiliation, if you're a corrupt politician and you get sent to prison, hooking up with your cellmate is always risky.

Ronald Bailey suggests condoms as the answer to the spread of HIV within prisons. I'm skeptical, but then again, I'm always skeptical. And sarcastic. I'll resist the temptation.

-- McCAIN

P.S.: Remember, buy DONKEY CONS. Do it for the children.