Thursday, April 06, 2006

My immigration compromise

Maybe the House can reach a "broad, bipartisan agreement" to ...

DEPORT
SENATE
REPUBLICANS

It's clear to me that the Senate Republicans have refused to assimilate to American culture. They can't even understand a plain English phrase like "NO AMNESTY" -- which is what real Americans keep saying over and over every day on every talk-radio station in the country.

But I think most real Americans would be happy to let the illegal Mexicans stay, provided we could send Arlen Specter back to whatever planet he came from. And then we'd pick 55 illegals at random and make them "Republican Senators." Policy-wise, this exchange would probably be a significant improvement, since being a Republican Senator is obviously the kind of job no American will do -- and those Mexicans have such strong "family values," si?

-- McCAIN

(NOTE: The above "joke" does not necessarily reflect the views of DONKEY CONS, the research & editing of which was outsourced to a sweatshop in Pakistan.)

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