Holy wiretap, Batman!
We’re being lurked by FiredogLake
readers at the Pentagon!
This is our SiteMeter report for Visit Number 10,292:
Domain Name: pentagon.mil (Military)
IP Address: 141.116.80.#
(Army Information Systems Command-Pentagon)
ISP Army Information Systems Command-Pentagon
Continent: North America
Country: United States
State: District of Columbia
Lat/Long: 38.8933, -77.0146
Language unknown Operating System Microsoft WinXP Browser Firefox
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; rv:18.104.22.168) Gecko/20060111 Firefox/22.214.171.124
Color Depth: 32 bits
Time of Visit: Apr 10 2006 1:16:12 pm
Last Page View: Apr 10 2006 1:21:04 pm
Visit Length: 4 minutes 52 seconds
Page Views: 2
Time Zone UTC-5:00
Apr 10 2006 1:16:12 pm
Visit Number 10,292
Military Intelligence spending 5 minutes on our site -- I guess I should feel honored but ... I don't. I'm with Bob Barr and the ACLU now: This government spying has got to be stopped!
Some initial thoughts:
Was this some union-protected federal government employee killing time on her lunch break? Or was this an authorized intelligence-gathering effort? Either way, I'm against it.
If this is intelligence-gathering ... on who? Is the Pentagon spying on left-wingers? Are they Googling for dirt on notorious right-wingers? What?
Either way, it's Big Brother on the blogosphere, and it's scary.
This is a far-reaching scandal. Bigger than Plame, bigger than NSA, spanning the full spectrum of political orientation:
"Browsing left-wing commie Bush-hater anti-war sites? Revoke their security clearance!
"Five freakin' minutes on the site of a notorious freakin' hater? Revoke their security clearance!
"Wasting tax dollars browsing the freakin' blogosphere? Legalize drugs!
"The waste of precious natural resources! Vote Nader!"
Ted Kennedy: "Urrhh, waitress!"
Daily Kos: "Neocons!"
Sullivan: "That Pitcavage guy looks kind of familiar ..."
Hillary: "That Pitcavage guy looks kind of familiar ..."
"That cartoon of Flanders
is kind of funny."
NY Post: "SEX SLAY SUPERMODEL!"
This is going to be huge
, I tell you -- mega-gi-normous!
I can picture the White House press conference tomorrow:
Q. Mr. President are you saying that the Pentagon is not spying on bloggers?
What I'm sayin' ... heh heh ... y'know, the evildoers, al-Qaeda, nukulur ... ah .. Strategery!
Q. Mr. President, now that you have mentioned the most important book of the 21st century, you may be aware that, according to inside sources, I'm getting my ass kicked in the Amazon rankings by that clumsy hack editor, Stacy McCain.
Was that a question, Bill?
Q. Oh, yes, excuse me. What are you and your heroic administration doing in the way of courageous, visionary and effective measures to protect innocent American children from DONKEY CONS, this dreadful menace to the nation's security? A.
Well, Bill, like I was telling you in our umpteenth Oval Office interview yesterday, I got someone on this thing, OK? I mean, Wolfie and Rummy were saying last night ....
Q. Mr. President! Mr. President!
Q. David Gregory, NBC News! Smart and oh so sexy!
A. David, did you have a question?
Q. How do you like my new haircut?
A. It's not about you, David ....