Tuesday, May 30, 2006

Peyton Place, W.Va.

Don Surber tells a story about the town of Mabscott, W.Va., where the mayor and the police chief are the same person, and the wife of a police captain is a thief -- and one of her victims was the police chief/mayor's daughter ... ur, according to Don! (This is called "libel protection.")

Of course, there's only one thing I want to know about this sordid tale: How long before a member of the Mabscott Mafia ends up in Congress?

-- McCAIN