Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Sweet home, Alabama ...

God bless the homefolks! OK, she's the president of the U.S. Marijuana Party and a candidate on the Libertarian ticket for governor. Guess where?

Alabama.
And her name is Loretta. Her slogan is, "Vote Nall, Y'all."
Her campaign literature promotes ... uh, boobs.

Loretta is from Alexander City, which is close enough to Randolph County, Ala., that she might just be a distant cousin of mine. She's a big ol' farm-fed country gal, the kind who ain't afraid to ask for a second helping of biscuits and gravy. And that's OK with me and Sir Mix-a-Lot.

Cousin Loretta's got herself some coverage on MSNBC, a network that never paid any attention to DONKEY CONS. Maybe we should call the next book "Boobs, Blondes and Bama."

Don't know that I'd endorse Loretta's candidacy -- at least she's not a Democrat — but it's nice to see that grass-roots democracy is alive and well and growing like a weed in Alabama.

-- McCAIN

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