Thursday, June 22, 2006

Mullah Moulitsas: JIHAD!

Remember, when vast conspiracies are at work, with the power of the NSA and the "Lieberman-worshipping neo-cons" in action, you never know what's going to happen. So make sure you have heavy-duty tinfoil in your hat before considering this post hoc, ergo propter hoc (that's Latin for "Bush lied, people died") sequence of events:

Lieberman worshipper Jason Zengerle betrays the people-powered movement by publishing a classified e-mail from the top-secret "Townhouse" list, whose existence was previously known only to Valerie Plame and a select circle of insiders.

Bush thugs violate the civil rights of minority peace activists in Florida:
The group has been under surveillance for some time and was infilitrated by a government informant who allegedly led them to believe he was an Islamic radical. The suspects are described as African Americans and at least one man of Caribbean descent.
Florida? Remember, that's where Bush stole the presidency in 2000. But it's ... just a coincidence. Right.

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The Moonbat Mullah has issued a fatwah against Jason Zengerle, a latter-day Rushdie who has profaned the Prophet -- no 72 virgins for you, buddy! -- and thus exposed himself as a lackey of "the occupation regime".

The 12th Imam of Kosistan declares:
[T]he New Republic betrayed, once again, that it seeks to destroy the new people-powered movement for the sake of its Lieberman-worshipping neocon owners; that it stands with the National Review and wingnutoshpere in their opposition to grassroots Democrats.
I'm going to have to check my sources on this, but I'm pretty sure that when you start blaming your woes on a malevolent conspiracy of "Lieberman-worshipping neocons," you might as well add, "Sieg Heil." Maybe those rules don't apply to the imam of "the new people-powered movement," but like I said, I'll have to check.

Meanwhile, in the "wingnutosphere," LGF remarks:
I can’t help noticing how much Moulitsas’ conspiracy-oriented mindset echoes the anti-rational paranoia of radical Islam. When the New Republic actually criticizes him, and reveals some of the secret Kos Nutroots Knowledge, the only explanation possible is that they’re apostates under the spell of a massive organized conspiracy. And having been cast out of the fold by Mullah Moulitsas, they’re now legitimate targets for revenge.
Don Surber on Ko$ola: "I realize kiddies it is the same crap from the 1960s: Radical chic for profit. There is a lot of money to be made railing against the rich, especially in the post dot-com era."

NEW: Chait Pimp-Slaps Mullah Moulitsas!